Pull a quimby

The act of telling a farcical tale, or to invent something that never existed.

She claims we can find those pictures on the internet, but I really think she's trying to pull a quimby.

by mgarvey July 26, 2009

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

Pulling A Joshua

Means mauling on your food like a chainsaw cutting through wood.

Joshua: God DAMN ! This looks good.
Joshua: I'm about to..
*Pulling a Joshua*
Joshua: Done!

by AsherAz October 28, 2023

Pulling a houdini

When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan

RUNNNN FLEE TO MARS HES PULLING A HOUDINI

by Deacon steal December 13, 2024

Pull a Nan

To lie about the content of an upcoming test; to reel in

"Did you see the DBQ?" Andrew
"Yeah, I guess our teacher wanted to Pull a Nan! She said Nixon would never be on the exam!" Rachel
"Man, she reeled you in." Andrew

by David Mccullough September 20, 2012

pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her

Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.

by Derp93 August 24, 2011

Pulling a lisa

The act of you or someone you know spilling something on your phone. Either by accident or on purpose, the events leading up to it are usually quite interesting.

Me: *drops phone in trash can which then gets covered in ketchup"
Bystander: dude, stop pulling a lisa!

by r06613r0073n February 3, 2017