used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying
Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity
by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022
mugGet the what's your face spittin?mug.

face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself
by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023
mugGet the face washmug.

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
mugGet the straight-faced pervertmug.

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.
Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show
by Sub128 January 30, 2021
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Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.
by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019
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Margarine Face

A girl/woman who would normaly be considered a butter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. This could be a girl with a nice ass and small titties or vice versa.
"dude, that girl is such a Margarine Face... huge tits but no ass or face."
by hanson5 August 18, 2011
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Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced
by lil pipe June 23, 2018
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