Love

The selfish and romantic desire to possess someone and use them to boost one's ego, often mistaken for the selfless compassion we feel for cute animals and innocent children.

I love you. There! now do as I say and don't you dare leave me.

by TheTruthSeller February 22, 2022

Love

Something, hopefully, EVERYONE will get to experience. It's the feeling you get when you're with your lover and all you feel is euphoria and you can't hear or see anything but your love.

LOVER: I'm in love.

LOVER2: Me too, no one else matters, but you.

(Passing loveable kisses)

by InIRIE May 22, 2009

Love

Something the majority of us will never have but still think things will get better in the future

Jimmy are you loved Gerald:no but I will be evuntually

by Thatonedumbretard January 16, 2019

Love

A lie

I “love” you

by Funnyjokeman December 03, 2020

Love

A lie

I “love” you

by Funnyjokeman December 02, 2020

Love

Setting your boyfriend up in the shower is how you tell your boyfriend you actually love him, It basically saying that if you don’t you don’t love him

Bae I love you so ima set you up in the shower

by eurjdjnd January 12, 2021

love

A beautiful thing; when you spend time with your girlfriend

Sam loves Mike.

by SSMMDDRR March 14, 2022