Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

pick me girl

a pick me girl is a girl who tries to make herself the center of atenttion or will compare herself to other girls in a negative way and will get mad if her guy friend does not give her atenttion on the daily.

maddy gives me pick me girl vibes

by anonymous April 29, 2022

fuck me

its just a term girls use when they get fucked by men

hey daddy u betta fuck me harder

by johnny sins son in a bin August 17, 2022

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Swing me your shape

It basically means "give me your credit card" , it's used so police won't notice criminal activities

Hey yo boss , "swing me your shape" right now, or else

by Patri The Blasphemous April 1, 2021

Me

My favorite word because it means me

Person 1: give me some shit
Person 2: no way

by I have stuff February 2, 2021

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019