Vanilla-Faced

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."

After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.

by David Alto February 29, 2008

weasel face

An 1980's tweaker gritting their teeth while orbiting their head in a clock like manner.

Look theirs a tweaker weasel face ing.

by Oddforusgump November 14, 2025

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

Balls Face

A asshole in school who thinks he is the king of the world and fucks around with anyone and tells them to shut up. They usually play with their balls instead of working.

Eli: Dude Donnovan is being a jerk.

Marley: Yeah he is a Balls Face

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2022

messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.

That guy is a real messy face.

by supertrucker February 3, 2010

Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 5, 2018

Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017