When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the facedmug. by andrew penis February 5, 2010
Get the face pushupsmug. The straining expression you make the moment you take a dump. Like an “O” face, but for pooping instead of orgasming.
by TissPee January 28, 2021
Get the Dump Facemug. A double entendre is a word that has two meanings
A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .
Guy1: I hate Sydney ,I always thought this girl was so kind, I the figured out it's a facade she puts up for guys to like her, such a double faced bitc-
Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre
Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre
Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term
by BlessedTofu September 28, 2021
Get the Double Faced Entendremug. When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.
Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.
Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten
Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten
by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019
Get the Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face petmug. by orignalman March 11, 2023
Get the face rasinmug.