meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.

“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”

by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022

Cock muncher

Sibs

Sibs is a cock muncher

by Benjamin ridges December 1, 2019

Cock mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel

by Resident rump May 17, 2023

Cock

You nasty, what are you doing looking up cock in the urban dictionary?! What would your grandmother think If she knew what you were looking up in your spare time?

1. “I can’t get any action, so I look up ‘cock’ in the urban dictionary”
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.

by Icantthinkofausername0106 February 11, 2019

Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow

Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.

by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023