Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

by Uwannahang May 10, 2021

Dog Water

A word stupid 10 year olds on Fortnite use because they're annoying jokes.

Dog water actually means cum ok

10 year old: 220 dog water boxed like a fish
14 year old boy:

by Your ugly mom February 10, 2021

dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022

Dog botherer

A person whom bothers dogs....... a play on the term God botherer, it refers to a person keen on stroking dogs (non sexual) despite them being tied up, growling or trying to bite your face off

Omfg look at that pooch!!!.....I'm sorry I can't help myself I'm a prolific dog botherer

by TheClawknows May 26, 2020

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025