by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024
Get the Dog rocket mug.Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
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Get the Jules dog mug.A horn dog is someone who has colored hair(typically purple) and is always horny. Although, they will oftenly share with people they are a horn dog for.
by BigManWhoCame November 15, 2021
Get the Horn Dog mug.a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023
Get the dog person mug.The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
Get the scandinavian water dog mug.The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.
That is a hot dog ass man.
by dumsol November 27, 2016
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