Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.
by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011
Get the Face-Cougingmug. by RileyReid January 30, 2020
Get the budweiser facemug. Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
Get the angel face disastermug. by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016
Get the Face-Rapistmug. Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
Get the Two Facemug. Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar
Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"
Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"
Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"
Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"
Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"
by tamepanda November 22, 2011
Get the Gypsie Sex Facemug. 