Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.
Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.
by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 30, 2022
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Ranch Sex

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?
by Lenny4040 December 15, 2023
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Sex in Gymnastics

You're in luck if you manage to have a female coach, she might say "follow me," and bring you to the storage room, were it's just you and her. It's a good thing to fuck a coach, because for what I know, they all are THICC.
My coach and I were having sex in Gymnastics.
by ftfuftf March 04, 2019
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having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging
"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"
by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
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Fancy Sex

When you have sex with your girlfriend, and she lets you put it in places that are usually off-limits.
"How was your date with Ginny? Awesome -- she got a little drunk and we wound up having fancy sex all night long!"
by jp dude June 02, 2023
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Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag
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YO B. Sex first ??
by Ehdhfhcj August 19, 2022
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