face finger

When you flip someone off with a simple look.

When Randy agreed with the ludicrous sarcastic comment in a leadership meeting and got called on it he shot me the face finger.

by CBrownlee71 October 31, 2013

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

vacation face

The ear to ear smile one has at work in the days leading up to vacation

"Even though I have a lot to do to work my way out the door for vacation, I have a serious case of vacation face."

"I've never seen Tom so happy! He's going to the Bahamas tomorrow. Look at that vacation face!"

by kwatters14 June 8, 2017

resting fluff face

The equivalent of ‘resting bitch face’ for an animal. Often seen on cats when it looks like they are angry, irritated, or about to attack you, but they’re actually relaxed and it’s just their face.

“Omg your cat is so angry, I’m scared it will attack me”

“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”

by Lasherbradley January 4, 2022

Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.

Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.

by colon explorer September 23, 2010