posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017

the razootoh face

The razootoh face is a particular face that can be made by pursing ones lips as if they were to give someone a kiss, followed by squinting of the eyes and tilting ones head back.

Gee, Mike sure is the champ at doing the razootoh face!

by Razootoh October 6, 2005

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023

face tailgate

A big handlebar mustache.

Nice "Face tailgate brother!"

by Broseph920 September 25, 2021

Bitchy McBitch-Face

If her name is Ryan, you can rest assured that she has a Bitchy McBitch-Face thing going on. Regional to TN

I was trying to just chill, but Ryan had her Bitchy McBitch-Face on.

by SuperSmartPussycat August 4, 2025

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015