Hot Dick Coward

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.

Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.

by Parsil March 22, 2020

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

Hot

Helia from winx club

Girl: "Helia is literally the definition of hot"
Guy: "The dude from that fairy show??"
Girl 2: "Yup!!"

by isayukika February 24, 2022

Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.

Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!

by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

Chester hot fry

When you eat nothing but potatoes for a few days then shit on someone.

I was asked to give someone a Chester hot fry but declined

by Poopgod July 4, 2022

Carolina Hot Basket

When you put a decorative pillow on a girls face, sit on top of it, fart, then quickly flip the pillow over fart side down, and sit back on top of it.

“Hey babe, you know what would make you feel better? A Carolina Hot Basket”

by YouAshhole July 26, 2025