Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Corn Dogging

When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.

It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!

by nacho mama April 27, 2014

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 9, 2021

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Dog

God backwards

Dog is God backwards

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024