I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

What should I upload to Urban Dictionary

Not being able to decide on a word good enough to have a definition created by you on Urban Dictionary, but not having enough motivation to Google it or choose another browser to look up your dilemma on.

"What is good enough to be created by me...?"
"What should I upload to Urban Dictionary?"

by anti-desire October 7, 2019

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 1, 2018

I kills dudes for funs mayne

i hurt people like nothin

ayo get that fool son..

man it aint nothin i kills dudes for funs mayne

by RESTLESS December 13, 2003

So I got this new anime plot

"So I got this new anime plot. Basically. there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious hunkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ole tonhongerekoogers.

What happens next?!

A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.

Man: So I got this new anime plot!
Woman: Please stop.

by DefNotFake November 7, 2020

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019