I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

Nerdy dog

the terminology used when a video game player reaches the apex of his or her frustration during an argument with another player.

Stfu Nerdy dog. Yeah, you're a nerdy dog.

by Type_Proto March 13, 2010

sell dog

One who fumbles/sells the bag, effectively killing the vibe-- One who messes up and other people have to suffer the consequences.

"Come on guy you didn't bring the carty*? You're being a sell dog."

*See also, "carty," a cannabis cartridge.

by bootyhandled January 11, 2022

ry-dog

This creature drop hellaciously powerful seeds on the golf course, driving the ball further than your eyes can see

Ry-dog is a proper player, he shoots deep

by Plopblob1 November 28, 2021

You're Dog

(gamer slang)
Worse of the worst at gaming. So bad it is comical. You're Dog!
Invented from Frohsted

When you're dog, You're Dog!
That boy hot dog.
Hot dog water.
No water just dog.
I hear a lot of barking, because hes dog. give him a chewtoy.

by Abacoot June 22, 2022

slipping dog

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.

Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014