Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

by thebear424 June 11, 2018

Gay-a-nation

A very large group of gay people

Is that a gay-a-nation over there?

by Chikin nudle chupe January 27, 2023

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

shoe gay

Gay that leaves his shoes on during intercourse.

No! I’m a shoe gay! Keep them on.

by Jelvin R Tesfaye November 29, 2024

gayed

When you're gay and depressed.
Gay + depressed = gayed

number 1: bRO i'm so gayed
number 2: bRo i know

by sadlemon November 27, 2019

Gay

A man that likes another man in a serious relationship as in romantically and/or sexually

Those two guys are gay

by Sexymama223 November 14, 2022

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024