by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016
Get the alastair woodmug. Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.
by zzeeexx November 24, 2021
Get the wyatt woodsmug. Writer of the Cha Cha Slide
by notcallumwood September 18, 2014
Get the Callum Woodmug. My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Woodmug. by Kikaloo February 18, 2022
Get the wood slangamug. Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.
Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018
Get the wood-pusmug. The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 October 5, 2016
Get the Drift woodmug.