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Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.
It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!
by crypto creature February 10, 2025
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I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.
"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025
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Wizard Fafnir

Where's Free? Why do you have Wizard Fafnir?
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
by Diaboro February 25, 2025
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wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman
yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan
by busscboy June 17, 2024
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Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."
Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding
by Ancient God July 24, 2024
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Wizard's sleeve

"Sex with Veronica was really a disappointment Joe" "Nobody told me she had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve"
by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024
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