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National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018
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Knob snatching

"Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"
“They were Knob Snatching so hard they’re dicks fell off” said the professor teaching the lecture
by Autisticgorilla420 February 5, 2024
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hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.
Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.
by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017
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Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth
*r4pe joke*
You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”
mugGet the Dick knobmug.

j knob

Guy: I have a j knob
by ok doky September 17, 2015
mugGet the j knobmug.

faucet knob

She was giving me a faucet knob while talking dirty about ghost ass.
by Lzcs October 20, 2019
mugGet the faucet knobmug.

knobbed in the butty

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"
by csmc November 25, 2015
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