nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

Ronald Weasley

Harry Potter's best friend. However, since the release of the Harry Potter movies most discussion that was about this character has turned to discussion about *Ronald's Weasel*.

cool_Chik1: Ronald Weasley is sooo hotttt!

cool_Chik2: Yeah! I want Ronald's Weasel!

cool_chik1: yeah!!!!!!!!

by Non Existant August 11, 2005

Ron Weasley

Acts as comic relief in Harry Potter series. Harry's BFFL('biffle'). 2nd youngest of 7 siblings. Tall and gangly with red hair and freckles. Marries Hermione. etc

Ron Weasley just set fire to the potions lab.

by That chick down the street April 18, 2009

Ron Weasley

Harry Potters Bitch.

Harry Potter: RON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Ron Weasley: Okay harry :(

by Katie Labosky September 3, 2008

Ron Weasley

A kid who is a fellow Gryffindor student at Hogwarts and best friend of Harry Potter. He is very funny, but can be quite slow sometimes. He does sometimes get jealous of Harry Potter.

Ron Weasley was red haired teenager with many freckles.

by Cara March 14, 2004

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Weasal Dick

Adj. a name to decribe someone who irritates the hell out of you, or someone who pisses you off.

John is a real weasal dick. That guy is a weasal dick.

by theman1694 April 17, 2010