watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025

Ugandan Watermelon

Shortly after taking a shit, a woman prolapses her own anus then a man proceeds to suck on it while picking out pieces of shit from his teeth as if they were watermelon seeds.

I gave Amy a Ugandan Watermelon last Friday.

by ScurvyFishFromTheCarribanSea67 December 28, 2025

Watermelon Bug

An phrase to show a loss for words/bewilderment and/or astonishment

-"I broke up with my boyfriend."

-"Watermelon Bug."
-"What..?"

by Iopon January 11, 2026

watermelon

nonsense; nonsensical

because when you don't know the lyrics to a song you lipsync "watermelon, watermelon" as if you know the words

bro she's just sayin a whole buncha watermelon

by radhikavatsal January 12, 2026

watermelon

nonsense; nonsensical

because when you don't know the lyrics to a song you mouth the words "watermelon, watermelon"

bro shes just sayin a buncha watermelon

by radhikavatsal January 12, 2026

Watermelon

Sea men.... not the "seedless" variety.

When Bey says she's drinking Watermelon...she got it from the Surfboard.

by NYCMUERTE March 6, 2025

Watermelonic

Watermelonic is possessing the quality of being extremely soft/easy and hard at the same time.

That test was extremely watermelonic. I think I wasn't sure if I was going to fail spectacularly or pass with flying colors.

by Hellothere12078 May 17, 2023