Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.

Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.

by Dallon Weekes is too fine May 19, 2022

Meat wagon

It means a fattie bootayyyyyyy - Abram and this was all made by me Nataly <3

She got a meat wagon and Andrew got a fat meat wagon head and on his neck.

by anonymous May 27, 2022

War wagon

A phrase used more commonly in the 70s-early 90s referring to a large family vehicle (station wagons, vans, minivans, etc.).

Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.

All right everybody, load up the war war wagon. We've got a seven hour trip ahead of us, and it isn't getting any shorter.

I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.

by C4rp3N0ct3m May 31, 2022

Pussy wagon

2006 gto

I took thy pussy wagon to the liquor store

by MoreKyle June 5, 2022

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Shaggin' wagon

What's a called a new expensive car when you're a male 16-25.

As a 16-25 male get a job so you can get a shaggin' wagon and literally pick up chicks and shag them, consensually of course.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2022

Wonder wagon

Kally wally

(don't ask)

wow, Kally wally is a real wonder wagon!

by im rlly bored April 10, 2022