Vanillaface

A person who has no distinctive facial features that make them recognizable. These people can be attractive or considered cute, but in the general way that is conventional and boring.

She was cute, but vanillaface.

by Rhiannon Cook December 12, 2007

vancosky

the greastest dude in our grade. uh, he has a mustache!

tim is hotter than your mom

by Moose November 18, 2004

Vancouver Handshake

a combination/variation of "The shocker" and the "Show Stopper"

Instead of using your fingers stack your hands on top of each other, balancing your pinky on your other hands thumbs. Similar to the position of preparing to shake one's hand with either hand

this position is to show how nice canadians are and how the want to shake everyones hand and say hi to everyone.

the hand on top will be use for the front door, the bottom for the back door.

A: I heard you gave her a shocker last night

B: nah man the Vancouver Handshake is where its at.

by RackemRackrackballrack February 24, 2011

Vanilla

Straight up white man dong. Usually used in reference to sexual activity using metaphors.

1. His french vanilla icing got all over her souffle.

by REO speedflagon January 15, 2010

Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

Vanilla Sex

The most common fetish of all. Vagina fetish for men; penis fetish for women.

"I think I have a vagina fetish." "Oh no you mean vanilla sex."

by Wombachoo October 11, 2007

Vanilla Innocence

Childish innocence, characterized by various forms of purity such as clear skin, liking vanilla ice cream, and so on.

His vanilla innocence made him his parents' favorite child.

Silly Bradley and his vanilla innocence.

by SilentlyintheShadows October 17, 2009