fuck unicorn

an obscene gesture using the middle finger projecting from one's forehead

IDIOT: *fuck unicorn gesture*
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.

by shark28 June 26, 2014

true unicorn

When a girl likes to suck dick and likes to swallow.

true unicorn unicorn

That girl is a true unicorn...she sucks dick like she loves it and swallows.

by Coldblooded October 17, 2015

foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo

A way for gay people in the military to contact other gay people in the military that they like them.

Hey foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo, wanna hang out.

by AJLAKE November 22, 2015

Fluffy Unicorn

A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.

Bob: Hey guess what
Billy: What?
Bob: You're a Fluffy Unicorn}!
Billy: Wow that's amazing!

by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016

Dirty Unicorn

Considered foreplay, one straps a dildo onto their face or forehead, then proceeds to furiously thrash their head in a up/down motion in their partners nether regions.

While getting frisky with Hermione, Ron put the strap-on onto his face and gave her the Dirty Unicorn !

by The Crackens ass August 18, 2016

pink fluffly unicorn

A beautiful, gentle, loving, cute beast that loves to dance on rainbows and watch the Glee regionals.

pink fluffly unicorns dnacing on rainbows :D

by Nyan cat FTW June 6, 2011

Unicorn

It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.

I was unicorned last night

by Yankee Cranker February 6, 2015