twisted

Intoxication from drugs.

Raoul Duke: "Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people."

by Audiogon June 19, 2011

Milken tittes

Titties so big and so bouncey and so perfectley round you think the girl is pregnant and has her tits filled with milkhence the name ¨Milken Tittes¨. Other words would probably be jugs and or Melons for they have to be a large C are my favorite D cup .

¨Oh my god look at her Milken tittes, those shits can end world hunger¨

by Julz V. September 27, 2005

Twitterverse

the name for the people of twitter and the space they occupy

Hello Twitterverse. Goodnight twitterverse. How is everyone in the twitterverse doing today/night?

by abeebunny22 July 9, 2010

Twisted up

To be high as fuck and drunk as hell. The result of lots of weed and liquor. The only way to really get down.

Got damn, I'm all twisted up.

by ASU Mutant October 17, 2011

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

Twitter Blasted

Twitter Blasted is when multiple people bitch you out for your last Tweet.

Lemons: Jacking off to the new Deftones vid.

Bailey: @Lemons Deftones suck.

Berserker: @Bailey 0/10 troll harder

Meg: @Bailey your face sucks.

Lemons: @Bailey Go listen to your hardcore hanson bands.

Lemons: @Bailey And bake me a cake.

Bailey: Just got twitter blasted my Some of HG and an HG groupie...Damn

by ZROKMIKZI April 12, 2010