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Training Clutch

The clutch on a manual transmission that is inevitably worn out well before it should be by the inexperienced driver who operates it. This is normally the first clutch that the driver will have ever operated, however, in some cases drivers (female) will go through two or even three clutches before either learning proper operation of the vehicle or scurrying back to an automatic transmission.

The three key bad habits of a person operating a training clutch are as follows:
1. Using the clutch and gas pedal on a hill instead of the center pedal.
2. Excessive use of the clutch while starting in 1st gear or shifting gears. This action causes the engine to rev high (4000rpm) until the clutch is released to the engine bogging at a low RPM.
3. Releasing the clutch too quickly causing the vehicle to stall.
Stopped on a hill at a red light Bob turns to Chris and says "Hey man, why is your engine wound out to 4000RPM?"
Chris replies "Dude, I'm riding the clutch so we don't roll backwards!"
Bob can't believe his ears and blurts out "Woah, Training Clutch!"
by office glen December 3, 2007
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Anal Trainer

A very short training anal dildo usually between 3 - 5 inches long. Girls use it to get ready for the real thing.
Cecilia practiced long and hard with an anal trainer for years to become pro at anal sex.
by Snuke September 10, 2007
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freight train

Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.
OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!
by daddy jason November 3, 2017
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88 Choo-Choo Train

A group sex activity where four males use their penises to form a cross around a female's breasts and the female uses her feet, mouth, and one ear to stimulate male ejaculation from all four parties.
Carolee: How drunk was I last night?

Collin: You, me, and three of my buds all got into an 88 Choo-Choo Train, it was awesome.

Carolee: Is that why my ear hurts?
by superbros June 24, 2011
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the dolphin trainer

When taking your lady from behind you pull out and stick it into her starfish without warning. Thus causing her to make a noise like a dolphin uhuh...uhuhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhuh.
I was making some sweet doggy with my lady and I saw that she was texting at the same time so I engaged the dolphin trainer...lesson learned.
by PhattestD May 24, 2017
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train

Doing two lines of cocaine simultaneously, one in each nostril. Also known as "riding the rails" or "skiing"
Man, I did a train a few minutes ago and now I'm jacked to the fucking gills!
by alpha1 April 19, 2014
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Russian Train Roulette

atleast 7 men run a train on a woman. No one can wear condoms. If she becomes pregant, the biological father must marry the woman and raise the child with her. It is highly recommended the woman gives consent. The loser faces a fate worse than regular russian roulette. Side bets are optional, if gambling is legal in your state.
by Dr. Nancy Drew, PharmDeeznutz January 13, 2011
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