The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021

Zero Hayes is one of the nicest boys you'll ever meet in your life, he's kind, out going and a very likeable person. Zero will always be there for you when you need it and will support you no matter what. You need a Zero I your life because they are the total package, anyone named zero is a one of a kind =) you'd be very lucky to have one 😊
by peniseater1 December 14, 2021

-zt- for short, the most honorable, skilled and stylistic clan on w2. if you happen to ever meet a member of this legendary clan, then give him money.
w0ozle no0zle -zt- pwnz all
by -zt-still December 7, 2004

The process of tightening ones anus using various exercise techniques, specifically after prolonged anal sex
Friend 1: You free?
Friend 2: No, a butt buddy and I just got finished packing the fudge now I gotta zero my gat.
Friend 2: No, a butt buddy and I just got finished packing the fudge now I gotta zero my gat.
by BoMavis November 13, 2020

by Us Cracks January 3, 2021

by thebigfart12 December 19, 2023

I ran around the track zero-point-once, then I got tired.
“Seven goes into 1 zero-point-once, with a remainder of 0.3.”
(Said by someone on Numberphile, a channel on YouTube.)
“Seven goes into 1 zero-point-once, with a remainder of 0.3.”
(Said by someone on Numberphile, a channel on YouTube.)
by Yamato Yamamoto May 6, 2022
