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prof roast

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.
Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!
by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009
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Roasting

1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.

2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.

3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
by murderous moth May 2, 2022
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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roasting the trout

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....
by pin-up October 8, 2014
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The Roast

ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."

ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019
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roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.
Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!
by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
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Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.
Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.
by justaodthings April 10, 2025
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