Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Gorilla Wear

Noun:
Gorilla Wear is someone who is dedicated to doing what has to be done to achieve their goals.
When one is Gorilla Wear dedicated, it doesn't matter if they are motivated. Instead, they are dedicated to completing their daily task to ensure they reach their end goal(s).
Noun:
The quality of being dedicated or committed to a task or purpose.
"His Gorilla Wear dedication to his duties"

Verb:
Provide (someone) with a reason for doing something.
"He was primarily Gorilla Wear motivated by the desire for honor."
by ForTheMotivated November 23, 2021
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Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.
Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?
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GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.
Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!
by northerntitties February 20, 2022
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gorilla dance

The action of flexing one's breast to make them bounce.
"Can you do the gorilla dance?"
"Yeah bro, watch this!"
by TheLastRelic April 10, 2018
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Gorilla Tag fan

A Gorilla Tag fan is a person with no father figure. Why? Because they spend 90% of their time on a dumb VR monkey game called "Gorilla Tag" .

These players are also known as

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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds
"Gorilla Tag fan? Imagine lmaoo"
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022
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great-gorilla

These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":

- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.
- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.
- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.
- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.
- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.

If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these 'disorders'. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."
by NeoTPolaris August 31, 2023
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