club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

flowers

pretty things that i really like. for some reason I really love smelling their beautiful perfumes. it makes me sad when they die. they r pretty and soft

flowers are pretty just like me
i wish someone would give me some flowers

by brownmouththeclown February 21, 2021

Flowering

A word describing recovery from anorexia nervosa.

I’m flowering, don’t comment on my body please🥀

by lisou November 22, 2021

Flowerful

Something cute, innocent, soft, pleasing, vibrant and interesting (all together in one) to ear or eyes. (derived from flower)

I make flowerful music.
This painting is so flowerful.

by Zupitermusic July 30, 2023

Flower Trap

When a heterosexual man matches with a transgender woman on a dating app, leading to them hooking up with each other later on, not knowing the person is trans until it's too late.

"John was making out and fondling with Michelle in his car, but suddenly felt a penis down there."

"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"

by Chaos ZT May 29, 2022

Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)

I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019