A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.
Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"
by Professor cum bubbler March 20, 2023

by King in the castle March 19, 2024

by Bronxito August 4, 2019

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.
Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*
by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?
by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024

by Fishyfanny44 August 28, 2020
