carpet muncher

it has the same defition of some one who likes to lick other people out

personaly i not a big fan of carpet muncher im more of a cock sucking person .... does that make me gay ? of im going to go drink my cum now :D

by Mr Shar December 28, 2008

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Get the carpet munchermug.

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

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A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

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