bacon dick

a very very old looking dick
wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!
by meatballeater December 15, 2017
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022
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pulled a bacon

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"
by romromrom April 06, 2014
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Saul Bacon

Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.
Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger
by Sal Bob September 30, 2019
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Bacon Sandwich

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank
“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”
by Geesuswatchesabove101 March 13, 2020
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Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.
You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.
by Murphyllama September 06, 2023
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