Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.

"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"

by xHardcorexKidx December 18, 2011

Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

The bacon bap

1G of Marijuana.

Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"

by Memeulous69 May 30, 2018

bag of bacon

That greasy stash o cash

I just gotta leave this place with a big bag of bacon. Stupid horse

by ☝️ September 21, 2021

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
"I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY "

by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012