Wasted

When someone has had way too much alcohol and he/she can barely tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

"Look at that wasted guy....it took him twenty seconds just to light a cigarette"!

by LAZI August 08, 2017

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 01, 2024

Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.

Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!

by Papford September 29, 2021

Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.

Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.

by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."

by Pet-AM December 25, 2008