Santa Maria di Castellabate

il posto migliore per gli amici

andiamo a Santa Maria di Castellabate per incontrare i nostri amici

by s.massimo April 12, 2020

Santa's bells

When a guy anal fucks a chick in a Santa costume.

For Christmas I did Santa's bells with my girlfriend.

by Frightfuldog November 9, 2009

Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025

Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.

Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025

Santa’s Elf

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.

“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”

by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022

Santa

The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this

Child: I LOVE SANTA

Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.

Child: My mother shall hear about this

by Sir.Person August 31, 2020

santa jaws

the worlds sexiest shark asf!!

ong santa jaws dick is so huge it practically came out of my mouth!

by pussy power!😜 December 24, 2020