by Mississippi Swamp Swaller October 26, 2022
Get the Mississippi Swamp Swallermug. Dude: "Hey man, can I get a swig of that beer?"
Dude's friend: "It's just boo boo swamp."
Dude: "Is it cold?"
Dude's friend: "It's just boo boo swamp."
Dude: "Is it cold?"
by Ancients_Arise April 2, 2022
Get the Boo boo swampmug. After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog
by Skotty74 February 23, 2014
Get the mexican swamp dogmug. When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006
Get the Swamp Donkey Bingomug. Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.
Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.
by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013
Get the swamp ass soupmug. The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010
Get the Canadian Swamp Loggermug. A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.
Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.
by CapGun July 1, 2011
Get the Louisiana Swamp Crotchmug.