Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.
Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011
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To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly
1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."
by Flute 6 September 03, 2009
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pull or die

So you give your keys, bank card, mobile phone (basically everything except for your clothes) to your pals at home before going to a club/bar and let them know you give everything back only if you come back with a sex partner.
Bro! Pull or Die tonight Bro?
Bro! We don't have a place to stay. Pull or Die tonight!
by iwearnexus September 03, 2015
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Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.
Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab
by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006
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Pulling a Phil

The act of turn left from a right hand lane while honking your horn, waving your hands in the air and yelling crazily at the car in the left lane
This shitty insurance salesman in a Buick was pulling a Phil next to us at the stop sign in BFE Ohio, so we followed him for a while and kept honking our horn to piss him off.
by BigTman May 24, 2012
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pulling a willam

pulling a willam refers to doing something against the rules and getting asked to leave.

Also could mean going out without an undergarment and flashing people your privates.
Guy: 'look shes pulling a Willam'

Guy 2: 'i can see her slip n' slide'

guy 3: 'omg, becky pulled a total Willam last night'

guy 4: 'So thats why she was asked to leave'
by white_rabbit_alice February 19, 2013
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Pull a Dickie

To say you are going to do something / go somewhere and eventually never show off. Lame excuses are used when "pulling a Dickie" such as checking the email, having to meet the wife or being a total douche.
A couple of friends are walking to see a third one when suddenly one of them starts walking the wrong way.

-"Hey, what are you doing! Weren't you supposed to come with me?"

-"Mhhh...sorry but my wife hits me if I don't get home before 7PM."

-"What a douche! Don't try to pull a Dickie on me."
by Yona_London March 10, 2009
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