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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.
She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.
by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022
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Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
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$PORK

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.

2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.

3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.
Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.

Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.

Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x
by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024
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pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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lesbian pork

the thick cut back , pork loin sized , trans gock <3
that girl totally is packing some lesbian pork in those panties.
by inkedsexylexi May 30, 2024
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Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means
That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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