light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

pole hop

Term used when wife asks for a swingers trip, but she is only wanting a pole hop.

Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!

by Squeezy B.T. February 5, 2017

SCROTUM POLE

What a woman sees when three or more sexual partners penis or penis replacements are stacked shortest to longest before penetration occurs. The view will resemble penis head, on top of penis head, on top of penis head, and so on and so forth if attempting more.
Also can be viewed in the same manner in oral situations. This is not limited to women just being the recipiant in the oral view.

Person 1
Me, Bryan and Timmy gave Mary her first view of a Scrotum Pole.
Person 2
It's Bryan, Timmy, and I ....
Person 1

Hey fellas, looks like we got another english major wanting to take her turn on the scrotum pole!

by Chuck U Farlie May 12, 2023

pole skinner

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.

I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.

by lizadub May 4, 2011

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

pole fly

nasty, broke, ratchet ass stripper

look at that pole fly, no tips, broke chick.

by alwaysad247 December 9, 2016

child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare March 31, 2016