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goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
mugGet the goon hagmug.

goon

fehay say goon
fehay: goon
by alejbur February 28, 2021
mugGet the goonmug.

Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night
by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
mugGet the Goonmug.

goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner
by antoano:3 August 23, 2025
mugGet the goonmug.

Tuan on Ahn Goon

When a vietnamese boy named Tuan goons on a vietnamese girl named Ahn.
Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!

Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
by Dudldamm February 2, 2025
mugGet the Tuan on Ahn Goonmug.

gooned

yo bro i gooned yesterday
by anonymous October 5, 2023
mugGet the goonedmug.

Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024
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