frank seal long

usually of a darker complection, often falls asleep while walking, to have a small penis or no penis at all, coined the phrase if you aint 280 you aint a lady. often syas the word shiiiiit

frank seal long wake the fuck up
i need a body for tow crew FRANK SEAL LONG!!!!!

by a_marine March 6, 2009

Portland frank

When you put mustard on your dick

I gave Jenny a Portland frank

by Jimmy dean sausage 405 May 18, 2018

floppy frank

Someone who cannot think of a decent username due to their autistic traits.

Scott chose the name Floppy Frank.

by Ginger_Gnome May 8, 2017

Flank O' A Frank

The most pleasing portion of the nude male figure.

Young Woman No. 1: I just saw this super hot guy get out of the shower.
Young Woman No. 2: Oh my god.
Young Woman No. 1: Yeah. And guess what? I totally saw his ...
Young Woman No. 2: ... Flank O' A Frank?
Young Woman No. 1: Yeah.

by Frank-B-Q September 7, 2011

Sly Anne Frank

To masturbate very quietly somewhere secluded on the sly (preferably an attic) when your house is packed with people

Dunno, he's probably going somewhere to have a sly Anne Frank

by DJ Daz 2k8 February 28, 2011

Frank Lloyd Wright

1. The act of hovering one's loins above the face of their partner, drinking a gallon of stream water and releasing the liquids through the urethra onto the face of said partner.

2. Mastermind behind "Falling Waters"

When my boyfriend informed me we were going to Falling Waters, I didn't know it meant he was going to urinate on my face,while posing as Frank Lloyd Wright.

by TurboGrandma March 1, 2009

Ball Park Frank

When you sit on a girl's lap, sticking your dick through her cleavage, while she sucks your dick.

Your ball park frank doesnt even fit through the cleavage!

by BF and DH September 30, 2007