deuce-chills

n. a sensation of coldness and/or shivers, accompanied by extreme embarrasement for another person.
I got some serious deuce-chills when Goo told that joke-- Nobody laughed!
by Goo-punch April 07, 2007
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Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 02, 2016
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Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.
My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...
by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018
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Honey Deuce

The phrase "Honey Deuce" is often associated with a delicious and refreshing cocktail originally created by Grey Goose to celebrate the US Open tennis tournament. It also is used in the subculture of scatophilia when one person urinates and defecates on another person for sexual gratification.
My date was so appreciative that I took them to the US Open that afterward they came back to my place and took a honey deuce on my chest.
by Juan McEnroe September 01, 2023
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Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
by HeavyD in CH April 03, 2011
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lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other
"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"
by consuelatyrena May 01, 2016
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What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.
Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"
by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017
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