Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020

dave

yes dave

dave

by BadBoiJohn March 26, 2021

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back

A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"

by thegrapemane February 26, 2021