One of the nicest guys you would ever meet - you talk to him for hours and you would not get bored what-so-ever :) everyone needs a carlo in their lives; he's a keeper
by carlo's the best May 11, 2022
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From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 1, 2019
Get the Carlo mug.Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.
by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024
Get the Carlos Hernandez mug.pulling a carlos is when a someone riding a public bus gets off to let other people off and then finds the door shut, resulting in them having to run to the next stop so that they may get back on the bus
by sarajoncena November 29, 2017
Get the pulling a carlos mug.Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
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Carlos is a person that gets bullied in school, dress like a bum, and tries to fit in but doesn’t get accept by people
Why Carlos is built like a bum?
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