women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-

Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.

by georgiatrue January 23, 2020

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

Pass tax

When you have to pass the weed to other people constantly, you get a "free hit" out of rotation.

Kathy sat between Jason and JR on the couch, so she collected pass tax every time she passed the joint between them.

by May 28, 2023

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower August 17, 2017

Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors

"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."

by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024

taxes payable

taxes payable

the government uses taxes payable

by taxes payable July 26, 2023

Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

by Bowjwhabahwnehs March 12, 2016