surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

Element of Surprise

When you are able to surprise people and sneak up on them.

Person 1: *Does ninja crane pose* No one can defeat me!
Person 2: *Pushes from behind* I can. I have the element of surprise.
Person 1: XP

by IrresistableAshGirl July 23, 2010

BubbleMint Surprise

A sex related thing. When a guy takes a piece of bubble mint gum chews it a bit, cums(ejaculates) on it, and gives to the woman to chew. Or as a prank.

"I was so freaked last night, he gave me a BubbleMint surprise!" exclaimed Janet to her friends.

Due to the fact that John stole Bobs cookie, Bob put a little BubbleMint Surprise in Johns gum.

by Pablo&Boyan words inc. April 21, 2008

Mohican Surprise

A sexual act described as; similar to the sex act known as the peek-a-boo , in this act a man is doing a girl from behind then pulls out and spits on her back (simulating cumming), then when she turns around you cum in her hair and whip it into a Mohawk.

Peek-a-boo revised into cumming in her hair and making it into a Mohawk. Thus it is a Mohican Surprise.

by CoCane34 May 11, 2009

Marshmallow Surprise

Filling a pillow-case with cum and beating your friends face with it while they're asleep

Brad: Yo, dude. Jackson has been such a cunt lately...how do I fix it?
Johan: Give him a marshmallow surprise
Brad: What's that?
Johan: Grab a pillow-case and a camera, this is going to be epic

by frootyloopyinthebooty June 9, 2016

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 June 10, 2011

subway surprise

the act of farting on someone's stomach while they are engaging in sexual acts from behind you.

"that bitch gave me the subway surprise last night"

"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"

by tunafart February 9, 2009