Story Balls

An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.

Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......

Pause.....

Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.

Tim: She passed out.

Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?

by burlyballs February 1, 2010

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stirring the gumbo

after taking a big dump,while wiping your ass,your finger pokes thru the toilet paper,thus you are STIRRING THE GUMBO

Johnny ate 3 plates of mexican tonight,little did he know his roomate purchased some cheap as TP at Dollar General.While wiping his ass ,the paper broke and Johnny was stirring the gumbo.

by flacane65 December 30, 2011

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Avani Story

Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."

Person 1: We went to the Zoo to see the Polar Bears...
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."

by daprodigy23 September 8, 2011

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osama fish story

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.

John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!

by pmetrus May 29, 2011

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