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Spacka

A person partiularly stupid or dumb. In coventry can be known as a Scott or a Maddog
Mario that Aston Villa fan is such a Spacka

Breaking your leg before your wedding makes you such a Spacka
by LucieM October 24, 2006
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Spack

It's not a smack, it's not a punch, it's fucking spack.
That ending legit spacked me in the gut. Like it was too hard for a smack, not hard enough for a punch. It was...well...a fucking god damned spack!
by ~KillJoy~ October 21, 2015
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Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!
by me March 28, 2003
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nano-speak

Idle chit-chat, small talk, or casual conversation for the digital age. Short conversation meant to encapsulate an informal thought or idea. Also useful for people with short attention spans in the "Twitter" era.
Dude: Bro, I saw Gary the other day down at the bodega.

Dude #2: Oh yeah, you ask him about his divorce?

Dude: Nah, just some nano-speak about the weather and TV. I didn't want to get into a long conversation about his pain.

Dude #2: His wife was hot.
by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009
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spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
by RNPS April 27, 2008
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speaka chinese

being english with a retarded chinese accent.
Person 1 "I speaka chinese"
by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011
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e-speak

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.
Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy
by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009
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